General Horseplay | Cocktails & Tomfoolery
 
 


Cocktail of the Day

Ask Your Bartender!

general horseplay house cocktails

 

I Pity A Fool  $13
Jameson Caskmates IPA Irish Whiskey, Peach, Lemon, Black Pepper

El Cuerno de Aire  $13.50
Los Vecinos Espadín Mezcal, Lemon, Blackberry

Hit-or-Miss Sour  $13
Irish Whiskey, Blueberry, Lemon, Black Tea

Unicorn’s Heart  $13
Sipsmith Strawberry Smash Gin, Blueberry Mint Kombucha, Rhubarb Bitters

Cornucoparita $13
Blanco Tequila, Apple-Cinnamon Reduction, Lime, Papaya, White Tea

Toki Highball
$11
Suntory Toki Japanese Whisky, Ridiculously Carbonated Water, Lemon Twist

Happy Dagger, Be Brief  $15
Flor de Caña 7yr Rum, GH Old Fashioned Mix, Tiki & Ango Bitters, Smoke

Wake Up, Buttercup $21
Mocha Espresso Martini w/ Cupcake Sushi Dessert

Bella Vardier $14
Mushroom & Thyme Rye Whiskey, Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Cognac, Torched Rosemary

Murricane $13.5
Bourbon, Watermelon, Lemon, Basil, Elderflower

Moscow Mule  $11
Vodka, House-Made Ginger Beer, Lime, Bitters

Kiss My Baja Blasst  $12
Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, Super Secret Tropical Citrus Soda

On The Sloe Side  $14
Sipsmith Sloe and Dry Gins, Lemon, Mint, Passion Fruit, Soda

Platform 9 & 3/4  $14
Brown Buttered Rum, Nitro Caramel Spiced Cream Soda, Whipped Butterscotch
(Also Available N/A $10)

Thai Chi-Chi  $13.50
Bombora Vodka, Coconut Cream, Pineapple, Lime, Basil, Bitters, Nutmeg

Spiced Banana Daiquiri $13
Spiced Rum, Lime, Banana Puree & Liqueur

The Root of All Evil $15
Absinthe, Fernet, Root Beer, Mint

Something Unholy $14
Coconut fat-washed Camus VSOP Cognac, Punt e Mes, Bruto Americano, Chocolate, Green Walnut

NO & Low

(cocktails with no or <1% ABV)

Safe & Sound  $10
Giffard Aperitif, Grapefruit, Lime, Cinnamon, Yerba Mate

Summer Thyme
  $10
Lemon, Raspberry, Thyme, Ginger Ale

No Fashioned  $12
Ritual Whiskey Alternative, GH Old Fashioned Mix, Bitters

Why Not?

(cocktails ft. rare and high end spirits)

Oyabun $150 (18yr)
Komon $50 (12yr)
Yamazaki Japanese Whisky, Amaretto, Shiso Bitters

Raj Alexander $50
General Horseplay’s Bhakta Rye & Armagnac Blend, Cream, Orgeat, Cacao, Pear, Nutmeg

Bow Street Emerald $50
Jameson 18yr Bow St. Cask Strength Irish Whiskey, Sweet Vermouth, Orange & Chocolate Bitters

 

Beers on draft

 

Fordham & Dominion Cat 5 Key Lime Lager 16oz $7

Waterfront Crazy Lady Honey Blonde Ale 16oz $7

SweetWater Hazy IPA 16oz $7

Pabst Blue Ribbon Lager 16oz $6.5

FKBC Iguana Bait Kolsch 16oz $7.5

Islamorada Channel Marker IPA 16oz $7.5

Guinness Draught Stout 16oz $7.5

TBBC Reef Donkey APA 16oz $7.5

Shiner Bock 16oz $7.5

Sailfish Lager 16oz $7.5

 

Bottles & Cans

(clap your hands)

 

Budweiser & Budweiser Light, Anheuser Busch Brewing Company 16oz can  $6

Corona 12oz can $6.75

Michelob Ultra, Anheuser Bush Brewing Company  16oz can  $5.75

Miller Lite, Miller Brewing Co. 16oz can  $6

Stella Artois  14.9oz can  $6.5

Tart of Darkness, The Bruery Terreux 750ml bottle $45

White Claw, High Noon  12oz can  $6.25

Genesee N/A,Dundee Brewing Co.  12oz can  $5

 
 

wines

Reds
 

Ken Wright Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, Oregon $15/$50

RouteStock Cabernet, Napa Valley, Cali $17 / $60

Celeste Tempranillo, Northern Spain $10 / $35

Jaffurs Grenache, Santa Barbara, California  $60 btl

Sparkling
 

Charles Lafitte Brut Prestige, France $10 / $28

Charles Lafitte Rosé Prestige, France $12 / $34

G.H. Mumm Brut Grand Cordon, Champagne, France $50 btl

Whites
 

Knock On Wood Chardonnay, Willamette Valley $14 / $45

Le Grand Caillou, Baby Sancerre, Loire, France $11 / $40

Corte Della Torre, Pinot Grigio $9 / $24

Maison No.9 Rosé, Provence,  France  $12 / $40

Far Niente Chardonnay, Napa $80 btl

Ceretto Arneis, Langhe, Italy . $40 btl

Trefethen Chardonnay, Napa Valley  $60 btl

Stonestreet Chardonnay, Alexander Valley $75 btl

all credit card tabs left open after close will be charged a 20% service fee

 

Food Menu

Cheese Plate ………………… $15

Assorted Selection of Imported Cheeses, Honey, & Spreads

Caviar Service ………………… $Market Price

Curated Selection

Curried Caramel Corn ……………….. $5
Sweet, Salty, Spicy

Vermouth Soaked Olives ………………… $7
A pitted country blend of olives soaked in Dry Vermouth

Keys Nuts ………………………. $10
Nutty fun in your mouth; A mixed blend of well seasoned nuts.

*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness


Feeling Thirsty?

 

Below 75
Empress Gin, Lemon, Plum, Hibiscus, Berries, Rosé Bubbles
$12

Something Unholy
Camus Cognac, Punt E Mes, Bruto Americano, Chocolate, Green Walnut, Coconut Fat Wash
$14

Chai Mule
Chai Tea Infused Vodka, House-Made Ginger Beer, Lime, Bitters
$12

Platform 9 & 3/4
Brown Buttered Rum, Nitro Caramel Spiced Cream Soda, Whipped Butterscotch
$14 (Also Available N/A $10)

Sweater Weather
Salted Macadamia Blended Scotch, Amaro Montenegro, Rosemary
$14

Banana Bread Old Fashioned
Jameson Caskmates Stout Whisky, Banana, Spiced Pear, Black Walnut
$16

 
 
 
 

 

Welcome to General Horseplay

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423 Caroline Street Key West, Florida

GREAT DRINKS, Yummy eats, TASTY BEERS, WORLD WINES, AND TOMFOOLERY. 

OPEN MON-FRI 3PM-2AM • SAT & SUN 12PM-2AM
BACK BAR OPEN MON-SUN 7PM-CLOSE  

Have fun.  Drink good stuff.  Why Not?

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W H A T

Just a bar.

W H E R E

423 Caroline St.
Key West, Florida 33040

HOURS

Monday - FRIday
3pm – 2am
Saturday & sunday
Noon - 2am


General Horseplay spirits list


Bourbon whiskey

Old Forester 86pf $8
Jim Beam $8
Treaty Oak Red Handed 95pf $8.50
Willett Pot Still Reserve 94pf 10.00
Maker’s Mark 90pf $10
Knob Creek $10
Buffalo Trace 90pf $12
Angel’s Envy 86.6 $12
Basil Hayden’s 80pf $12
Isaac Bowman Port Finish $12
Rieger’s Bonded $14
Wild Turkey Longbranch $10
Redwood Empire Pipe Dream $9
Rieger’s Bonded $14
Old Forester 1920 $14
Woodford Reserve 90.4pf $14
Woodford Double Oak $18
E. H. Taylor Small Batch $20
Blanton’s $35
Stagg Jr $40
Blanton’s Gold $55
Old Forester Birthday Bourbon $50
Old Fitz 10yr Bonded $40
Elijah Craig 18yr $50
Blanton’s Straight From The Barrel $80

Irish Whiskey

Jameson $9
Tullamore D.E.W. $9
Jameson Caskmates Stout $9.50
Jameson Caskmates IPA $9.50
Jameson Cooper’s Croze $18
Jameson Blender’s Dog $18
Jameson Distiller’s Safe $18
Jameson 18yr Cask Strength $35

other world Whisk(e)y

Suntory Toki (Japan) $11
Hibiki Harmony (Japan) $22
Yamazaki 12yr (Japan) $35
Hakushu 12yr (Japan) $35
Yamazaki 18yr (Japan) $120
Kavalan Vinho Barrique (Taiwan) $45
Crown Royal 80pf (Canada) $9.50

Cognac/brandy

Park Carte Blanche VS (Fr.) $8
Courvoisier VS (Fr.) $9
Camus VSOP Borderies (Fr.) $14
Camus XO (Fr.) $30
Laird’s Apple Brandy (NJ) $8.5
Laird’s Old Apple Brandy (NJ) $10
St. George Apple Brandy Barrel Reserve (CA) $14

VodkA

New Amsterdam (California/Wheat) $8
St. George (California/Pear)
Stoli Flavors (Latvia/Various) $8
Deep Eddy (Texas/Various) $8
Tito’s (Texas/Corn) $10
Mutiny (St. Croix/Breadfruit) $8.5
Bombora (Australia/Grape) $8.5
Chopin (Poland/Potato) $9
Ketel One (Holland/Wheat) $10
Grey Goose (France/Wheat) $10
Stoli Elit (Latvia/Wheat & Rye) $10

gin

Ford’s (London Dry) $8
Islamorada Hibiscus (Island Dry) $8
Aviation (New Western) $8.5
Bombay Sapphire (London Dry) $8.5
Roku (Japanese Dry) $8
Bols (Genever) $8.5
Beefeater Pink (New Western) $8.5
Brockman’s (New Western) $8.5
St. George Dry Rye (New Western) $8.5
St. George Terroir (New Western) $8.5
The Botanist (Islay Dry) $9
Plymouth (Plymouth) $9
Barr Hill (New Western) $10
Hendrick’s (New Western) $10

rye whiskey

Rittenhouse 100pf $8
Redwood Empire Emerald Giant 90pf $10
Basil Hayden’s Dark Rye $14
Redemption Rum Cask $10
Knob Creek $10
Sazerac 6yr $12
Hemingway Rye $16
Whistlepig Piggyback 6yr 96.5pf $12
Angel’s Envy 100pf $16
Hard Truth 115.3pf $18
Thomas H. Handy $70

Other american whiskey

Jack Daniel’s 80pf $9.25
Jack Daniel’s Bonded 100pf $12
Corsair Triple Smoke 80pf $11

scotch whisky

Dewar’s White Label (Highlands) $8.50
Laphroig Select (Islay) $12
Compass Box Oak Cross (Highlands) $15
Macallan 12yr (Highlands) $16
Lagavulin 16yr (Islay) $20
Lagavulin Distiller’s Edition PX $28
Macallan Rare Cask (Highlands) $80
Glenlivet 25yr (Speyside) $85
Macallan 18yr (Highlands) $90

RUM

Bacardi Superior (Puerto Rico) $8.5
Flor de Caña 4yr (Nicaragua) $8
Wray & Nephew (Jamaica) $8.5
Flor de Caña 7yr (Nicaragua) $9
Cana Brava 3yr (Panama) $8.5
Hamilton 151 (Guyana) $8.5
Papa’s Pilar 7yr Blonde (Blend) $10
Worthy Park 109 $10
Bacardi 10yr (Puerto Rico) $11
Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva (Venezuela) $12
Santa Teresa 1796 $12
Papa’s Pilar 24yr Dark (Blend) $12
Foursquare 2009 (Barbados) $30
Plantation 2001 (Barbados) $20
Foursquare Isonomy (Barbados) $29
Foursquare Indelible (Barbados) $29
Foursquare Covenant (Barbados) $42
Plantation Pineapple (Blend) $9
Bacardi Spiced (Puerto Rico) $8.5
Captain Morgan Spiced (Blend) $9
Cruzan Blackstrap (St. Croix) $8.5

Agave

We Only carry 100% agave tequilas and mezcals
b=blanco / r=reposado / a=añejo / xa=extra añejo / J=Joven / C=Cristalino

Pueblo Viejo (B/R) $8/$8
Dulce Vida (XA) $45
Milagro (B/R) $9.5/$9.5
Don Fulano (B/A 20th Ann) $8/$35
Tequila Ocho (B/R/A/XA) $9/$13/$16/$60
Fortaleza (BS/A) $14/$20
Ocho (B/R/A/XA) $9/$13/$16/$40
G4 (BS/R Muertos/Anejo 6 Barrel) $14/$70/$35
Siete Leguas Decadas (BS) $25
El Tesoro (B/R) $12/$14
Maestro Dobel Diamonte (C) $8
Maestro Dobel (R/A) $10/$12
Maestro Dobel 50 (C) $35
Patron (B/R/A SIngle Barrel/XA) $11/$12/$14$20
Patron (El Cielo/El Alto) $25/$38
Cantera Negra (B/A/XA) $10/$13/$24
Cincoro (B/R/A) $16/$20/$30
Komos (R/C) $24/$65
Avion Reserva (C) $32
Don Julio 1942 (A) $40
Los Vecinos Espadín (J) $10
Ilegal (J/R) $10/$12
Se Busca (A) $10
Sacrum Madraquische (J) $18
Del Maguey Minero (J) $22
Del Maguey Pechuga (J) $40
El Jolgorio Tobaziche (J) $35


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